he’s the one they warn us about in math problems 


Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

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at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

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i never run voluntarily so if u ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming

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I don’t know anything about Night Vale but this is beautiful



can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore

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in 6th grade my class would always ask our teacher to play “gives you hell” by the all american rejects during class but our teacher said if we sing along to the song we have to sing “gives you heck” and now looking back at it it  actually sounded hilarious omg

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