"Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say fuck it."
Johnny Knoxville  (via cultivate-solitude)

posted 22 hours ago with 550,310 notes

tfbroken:

stormofsnow:

What will stop straight white boys texting?


😭😭😭😭
wisteria-spirit:

this is so important
iamjapanese:

Beth Ganz(American)
Bathometric 1    2014
Ink, Brush and ink on kozo shi paper
also
judgeoftheblogosphere:

literally what this website did to some of you
fugaazi:

This is one of the best fucking gifs I have ever seen

A thing happened on campus

hi-nu-roly:

shady-brain-farm:

So my name is Joey White and I’m a very pasty pale British white guy at uni overseas. So I was introducing myself and this guy from Nigeria goes “Hi, I’m Joseph” so I said, “I’m a Joseph too! Joseph White.” Then he looked me in the eye and said in a dead serious tone “I’m Joseph Brown” and we nearly died.

oh dear god

posted 1 day ago with 280,917 notes

doorsandsardines:


hire this man

illaminati:

"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"

image

posted 1 day ago with 371,302 notes

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

posted 1 day ago with 222,868 notes