brittanaforeverandeveramen:

what if every time someone unfollowed you tumblr made a cannon noise and their user pic and url flashed at the top of your dash

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posted 15 hours ago with 372,127 notes

notinyourhand:

champagnewithpapi:

"Wanna smell?"

I just laughed so hard I got a headache

saintlukas:

Madonna be like

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posted 2 days ago with 154,236 notes

zaccharine:

honestly my favorite thing ive ever made in photoshop is catloaf

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my graphic arts teacher hung it on the wall in the ga computer lab

posted 2 days ago with 96,666 notes

beyondhighh:

Arnold don’t play no games hoe.

the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not

posted 2 days ago with 514,064 notes

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

posted 3 days ago with 456,514 notes

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

posted 3 days ago with 193,776 notes

mr-dalliard-ive-gone-peculiar:

whalesam:

toomuchtaylor:

Newest tattoo!
It’s on my left forearm. It’s a note my mom left me the night she died. Here’s a side-by-side shot of the two.

Deserves every note.

I cried and then I reblogged